This quiz allows you to discover which, out of a select number of fan favourites, is the Tori Amos B-Side that fits you best. Answer all of the questions honestly. If you find yourself divided on an answer, it may be necessary to re-take the quiz to get the most accurate result. Even if you're not a Tori Amos fan, take the quiz anyway and go with your gut reaction. Have fun!
Hey! How are you today?: Fine, for a change. Wow. How am I? That’s not important. How are YOU? I’m absolutely great! Wheee! Don’t bother trying to come onto me. I’m nobody’s to control Um..... okay.... sort of.... maybe not.... So tell me: how's your love life? It’s sorta like a great big cherry on a pineapple ice cream sundae, ya know? Love is so important to me, but family and friends matter most I’m in a relationship. It’s a little scary but I’m happy Actually, I recently broke up with someone. Things change so fast.... They ditched me for someone new but fuck ‘em. I don’t need them I’m feeling rather sensual..... and demanding. Care to please me? We’re together but somehow, there’s this distance... I’m afraid I’ll end up alone I avoid relationships.... people tend to hurt me Which of the following describes you best? Weird Compassionate Traditional Sexy Confused Heartbroken Strong/Angry Scared/Unsure Which of the following appeals most to you? Teaching a jerk a good lesson Visiting family Working in a crisis centre Spending time with my love Sitting alone trying to figure myself out Strolling around town in an outrageous outfit - I love being the centre of attention Getting away from myself. Somehow Anything, as long as it’s what I want and I’m doing it for me. Your lover tells you they’re leaving you for someone else. Your reaction: I’m devastated. I sit and cry and ask them how they could do this to me He’ll be sorry. The grass is never greener on the other side Oh he’ll be sorry alright.... just wait til he sees what I cook up Ask my family and friends for advice. They always know what to do I’m devastated but I’ll be okay somehow..... I have to be. Run. Far far away. Escape the whole mess I’m upset but I move on. I am stronger than this. My life always ends up like this. Everything is always a chaotic mess. That’s why I don’t trust people easily. If you were a song, what would you be most likely to be about? Loss Love Strength in Adversity I'd be fun, something a little different I’d probably be a little on the angry side Confusion, depression Pick one of the following - whichever suits you best A Snowflake Breakfast. Yum! An afternoon with a dear family member, alive or dead Being loved by those you love Swaying to sultry music Tea Red hair Horseback Riding A Silver Party Dress Which Tori Amos lyric do you relate to MOST? "Hey, do you know what this is doing to me? Here, in my head." "If I’m hanging on to your shade, I guess I’m way beyond the pale" "Two can play, I said." "Is it right butterfly? They like you better framed and dried" "Why does there gotta be a sacrifice?" "She had a January world - so many storms not right somehow" "Hello Mr. Zebra - ran into some confusion with a Mrs. Crocodile" "When you gonna love you as much as I do?"
Which ERA of Tori's music do you relate to best? Little Earthquakes Under the Pink Boys for Pele From the Choirgirl Hotel And last: which of these Tori Amos songs is your favourite? Spark Bachelorette Here. In My Head Merman Silent All These Years Jackie's Strength Blood Roses Please make sure you've answered all the questions!