This quiz allows you to discover which, out of a
select number of fan favourites, is the Tori Amos B-Side that fits you
best. Answer all of the questions honestly. If you find yourself
divided on an answer, it may be necessary to re-take the quiz to get the most
accurate result. Even if you're not a Tori Amos fan, take the quiz anyway
and go with your gut reaction.
Hey! How are you today?:
Fine, for a change. Wow.
How am I? Thatís not
important. How are YOU?
Iím absolutely great!
Donít bother trying to come onto me. Iím nobodyís to control
Um..... okay.... sort of.... maybe not....
So tell me: how's your love life?
Itís sorta like a great
big cherry on a pineapple ice cream sundae, ya know?
Love is so important to me,
but family and friends matter most
Iím in a relationship. Itís
a little scary but Iím happy
Actually, I recently broke
up with someone. Things change so fast....
They ditched me for someone
new but fuck Ďem. I donít need them
Iím feeling rather
sensual..... and demanding. Care to please me?
Weíre together but
somehow, thereís this distance... Iím afraid Iíll end up alone
I avoid relationships....
people tend to hurt me
Which of the following describes you best?
Which of the following appeals most to you?
Teaching a jerk a good
Working in a crisis centre
Spending time with my love
Sitting alone trying to
figure myself out
Strolling around town in
an outrageous outfit - I love being the centre of attention
Getting away from myself.
Anything, as long as itís
what I want and Iím doing it for me.
Your lover tells you theyíre leaving you for someone else. Your reaction:
Iím devastated. I sit
and cry and ask them how they could do this to me
Heíll be sorry. The
grass is never greener on the other side
Oh heíll be sorry
alright.... just wait til he sees what I cook up
Ask my family and friends
for advice. They always know what to do
Iím devastated but Iíll
be okay somehow..... I have to be.
Run. Far far away. Escape
the whole mess
Iím upset but I move on.
I am stronger than this.
My life always ends up
like this. Everything is always a chaotic mess. Thatís why I donít trust
If you were a song, what would you be most likely to be about?
Strength in Adversity
I'd be fun, something a
Iíd probably be a
little on the angry side
Pick one of the following - whichever suits you best
An afternoon with a dear
family member, alive or dead
Being loved by those you
Swaying to sultry music
A Silver Party Dress
Which Tori Amos lyric do you relate to MOST?
"Hey, do you know what
this is doing to me? Here, in my head."
"If Iím hanging on
to your shade, I guess Iím way beyond the pale"
"Two can play, I
"Is it right
butterfly? They like you better framed and dried"
"Why does there
gotta be a sacrifice?"
"She had a January
world - so many storms not right somehow"
"Hello Mr. Zebra - ran
into some confusion with a Mrs. Crocodile"
"When you gonna love
you as much as I do?"
Which ERA of Tori's music do you relate to best?
Under the Pink
Boys for Pele
From the Choirgirl Hotel
And last: which of these Tori Amos songs is your favourite?
Here. In My Head
Silent All These Years
Please make sure you've answered all the questions!