This quiz is designed around the
characters described by Tori Amos through the photos and stories of the Strange
Little Girls. Answer each question as honestly as you can. If you're
not sure of an answer or have no knowledge of the question asked (e.g. you're
not a Tori Amos fan and have no idea what difference there is between her
albums), just trust your gut instinct. The results are based less on the
actual lyrics of the songs, and more on the characters Tori conjured up when
doing the SLG album. Enjoy!
How old do you feel?:
Older than my driver’s licence says
I’m young and wild and ready to party!
Which of these words describes you best?
What’s your sexual preference?
Straight as a line
Anyone, as long as I love them
I don’t need sex
There’s a hot new co-worker around. What do you do?
Nothing. I have way too many deadlines thanks
Be nice, say hi. It’s always scary being the new one in town
Pass him my number and mention my skills heh
Wonder if he loves dogs and indie films as much as you do.
Nothing. People are scary
Your ideal mate:
Is great in bed and isn’t looking for heavy emotional attachment
Doesn’t exist and probably wouldn’t want me anyway
I’m not looking for one. Love is too painful
Someone who embraces strength and vulnerability in his/herself
Is out there somewhere but I don’t have time to look
Believes in honesty and justice as much as I do.
Walking through the park one day, you find a jacket lying on the ground. It’s really really nice, your style and your size. You:
Take it and enjoy it! Their loss, my gain!
Turn it in to the police station. Someone is sure to be looking for it.
Take it. Why not? And besides, if you ever find the owner you’ll just give it back.
You’re going on a trip. Where are you going?
To visit family in another state
To this hot resort in Mexico. It’s especially for singles
To volunteer my time in an underdeveloped country
I don’t know
A road trip, by myself. To clear my head
Anywhere but here. And fast
Business trip, without a doubt. I’m very important to me company
Kids: yay or nay?
I love children. I love tajking care of them and teaching them things
Maybe someday. I do like taking care of people, after all
Fuck no. They’d get in the way of what I have to do.
Probably not. They’d likely piss me off
You’re driving down the road, singing along with the radio. Which of the following songs are you most likely to be singing along with?
Sexy Noises Turn me On by Salt N Pepa “I wanna know lover if I’m doing it well, but if you don’t yell brother how can I tell?”
Untouchable Face by Ani Difranco “Fuck you for existing in the first place”
Spark by Tori Amos “She’s convinced she could hold back a glacier, but she couldn’t keep baby alive”
Imagine by John Lennon “The world will live as one”
Feel Good Hit of the Summer by Queens of the Stone Age. “Nicotine valium vicadin marijuana ecstasy and alcohol!!!!!”
Landslide by Stevie Nicks “I built my life around you”
Crawling by Linkin Park “These wounds, they will not heal”
Let’s rent a movie. What do you suggest?
Tales of the Kama Sutra. Sensual and intriguing
Thelma and Louise. Women seizing power baby!
28 Days. I can relate to how fucked up they feel
A Beautiful Mind. Overcoming odds, deep thoughtful plot, true story
Mrs. Doubtfire. It’s funny as hell and also sweet to see how far he’d go for his kids.
What are your relationships like?
Usually based around sex and avoiding deep committment
Are loving and meaningful, at least on my end
I avoid them usually. I have trust issues
Your secret fear:
Not being able to keep my loved ones safe
Now, we have a couple of Tori-related questions. If you don’t know Tori’s work just go with your gut reaction
Which Tori Amos album do you relate to the most?
Under the Pink
Boys for Pele
From the Choirgirl Hotel
To Venus and Back
Which of the following Tori Amos lyrics captures your life best?
“Come along now little darling. We’ll see how brave you are”
“Got an angry snatch, girls you know what I mean”
“We scream in cathedrals. Why can’t it be beautiful?”
“I will cry 1000 more, if that’s what it takes to sail you home”
“I believe in peace bitch”
“So I show you some more, and I learn...”
Describe your childhood:
Great overall. Good loving people
It was okay I guess, but we didn’t talk about emotions much
It was alright as long as I was pulling A’s
Somewhat abusive..... let’s not go there okay?